User blog:TheNeur0manc3r/Operational Update: Banana Gambit and Double Reverse Dad

How's it going, Unpersons? Lots of updateds for you today and very little time. Our war will soon reach its zenith.

First and foremost, I would like to welcome Unperson Jun3auReact0r to the Central Services team! He began as any acolyte does but has worked hard and proven himself to be a stellar example of what it takes to be an Unperson. He has fought the fungus, built his protective gear, and taken the Unperson oath, and is now recognized as a full fledged Unperson, First Dan! All thanks to the success of Operation Banana Gambit, our Unperson Army is growing! Check out his journy to Unpersondom on the Discussion page!

Operation Double Reverse Dad is also paying off in spades, allowing us to be ready to confront LUXos directly when it attempted to host an 'Ask Me Anything' on LUX-themed subreddit r/ememberlux. We used that oportunity to shame LUX and to spread the TRUTH to those who have lost their way, and I think we made great strides towards preventing further infection across the internet.

More updates and a new operation soon...

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