User blog:TheGreatGazoo/Dispatch 458

Young male wearing a grey T-Shirt and dark grey cargo shorts is sitting in an office typing on a laptop. Definitely submitting a status report to his Fungoid superiors. Poor boy, he just sits there, mindlessly swaying left and right in his office chair, with a earbud in his ear. I have to publish this immediately, as this is probably one of the extensive methods that the Cult of Ibis use to hypnotize and assimilate victims into the truffle ranks. A man in a dark green tshirt just crossed the street, but he was wearing a pair of headphones. The thing about these headphones is that there isnt a wire connecting them, they’re connected WIRELESSLY. This technology has obviously been unheard of to me, so it must be the work of the Cult, to further their mind control abilities… A man in a green shirt and shorts suspiciously stops to “tie his shoe”. Another tour bus passed by today. It was burgundy and it actually had a full house. Odd.

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