User blog:TheNeur0manc3r/Operation Pants on Fire is GO!

Urgent News, Unpersons!



LUX is upping its game! Not only has it begun hosting contests for fre

e tickets to the UVX on its facebook, but LUXos has

moved the UVX to the testing stage! LUX announced that it was hosting a surprise prescreening event in NYC, and like the sheep they are teh people lapped it up, and the prescreening sold out in a matter of minutes. It could be that LUX is onto us, and is aware of Operation Clean Basement. If that was the case, this 'prescreening' might not be a test, but rather a fully-operational attempt at Sovereign Field Collapse, likely to try and beat me to the punch. Luckily, we at Central Services foresaw this eventuallity and certain assets have been deployed to counter the effects of the UVX. Unfortunately, once we use this method it is likely that LUXos, like the virus it is, will return in a month having built compensation measures to counter out our microwave emitters, effectively rendering moot our trump card after a single use. Thus, we must double down on all available fronts to attack the Nemesis whereever it hides.

This operation, Operation Pants on Fire, will involve a 3-day effort to utterly deluge the LUX social media pages with Central Services messages and declarations of the TRUTH. Today we will attack their Twitter, tomorrow we will attack their Instagram, and the final day will be an all-out assault on the LUX Facebook page. Due to my current efforts with Clean Basement, much of this work will have to be done by you, the Unperson Army and the faithfull few of the Central Services team.

Give 'em hell, Unpersons!

DISBELIEVE, DISCONNECT, DISAPPEAR.