User blog:TheNeur0manc3r/LUXos doesn't sleep, and neither do we.

Fellow Unpersons,

Until now, we at Central Services have bided our time, watching from the shadows as LUX began waking itself, stretching it's evil limbs, and shaking the cobwebs from its malignant intent. But as it has built its strength, we have done the same. Our numbers have grown, our resources are greater than ever, and I am proud to announce that we have gained yet another new member who will introduce himself in his own time. That said, I have important news.

LUX is making its move.

The Ultimate Cinema Conference, or UCC as it is called, will be occuring on Friday the 4th of Augest in New York City, where a number of independant filmmakers are doing what independant filmmakers do best: talk at length about independant film. This conference is also being hosted by a company that likes to pick up indie films and give them exclusive screenings. Sound familiar?

That's right, the UCC is hosted by Luxury Universal Experience. LUXos is finding a film. And that can mean only one thing: it is planning a UVX. And, fellow Unpersons, you know that that can only lead to our sure annihilation.

Which is why I am glad to announce the initiation of our first contra-fungal metapsychic operational deployment: Operation Alabaster Panda. Though I cannot give concrete details, I can tell you that we will not be still and wait for LUX to come to us. No, we are going to them. This UCC will not go unmolested.