User:TheGreatGazoo

Call me Gazoo.

I am a man on a mission. I used to live a life of luxury, but I gave that life up. I gave it up because I felt a higher calling, to country and to humanity. So now I operate on the streets of New York, where the stench of the Nemesis is thick on the air now. The Cult of Ibis is moving, and we, Unpersons and Shadow Government agents move to take action against it.

I work on the ground to spread the word and keep an eye on the population. Some of you might find your way here after a chance meeting with me. If so, I welcome you, friend! You saw what was important, found truth through the lie, and seized the opportunity to become enlightened! Now that you are here, learn what you can and join the fight against LUX and the Cult of Ibis. We must stop the UVX before it's too late.

And don't worry about GreyBeard, he's just a grouch!