User blog:TheNeur0manc3r/An old friend and a new ally.

Hey there fellow unpersons!

Today I would like to introduce a new member of the Central Services team, the Great Gazoo! I've known GG for years, and he was the first member of the old Central Services back in the day. Well, now he's back, and the timing couldn't be better...

There's been chatter that we've picked up, and it seems LUXos is picking up steam, apparently focusing their efforts in New York City, probably to take advantage of the population density as an amplifier for the sovereign field collapse; it's a little known quirk of diluvian metapsychic mechanics, but you can amplify a psychic resonance field from a relatively weak origin cluster into an extremely powerful pulse with appropriate placement within a population center. Whatever it is LUXos is up to, it can only spell trouble.

Which is why we are so pleased to bring GG back into the fold! Not only is he a founding member of Central Services, he is also an agent of the Secret Government, working undercover day and night to keep tabs on the truffles in NYC, a major center of decadent fungalism and key holdfast of the Cult of Ibis. He has sacrificed nearly all modern amenities to pose as a homeless bum, allowing him to fly under the radar of the Cult and LUXos while also granting him ample excuse to keep a wary eye on the mean streets of New York City. He has generously agreed to relay his reports to the Secret Government through our site, giving us a glimpse of the work operators like him do for us everyday, and given LUXos' increased activity in New York, will likely prove invaluable as a source of information on the dire machinations LUXos is brewing to release on the world.

Check back here soon for more news and updates from team members, including Great Gazoo, and remember unpeople...

Disbelieve, Disconnect, Disappear.