User blog:TheGreatGazoo/Dispatch 461

A boy and his father were standing across from me looking up directions. The Cult must’ve hacked their phones and gave them directions to the nearest brainwash facility. Poor souls. Everyone knows that you need to print out directions on MapQuest in order to stay secure from the Fungoid threat. There is a white van that is parked outside of the Foot Locker that is under the company “Prime Mechanical Systems Inc, which is a company that does “air conditioning”. It’s been sitting there for the past few hours. What could they possibly be doing? Chances are they are probably manufacturing a weapon of mass destruction right in front of my eyes! A man in a plaid shirt and his wife are walking down the street. An old lady in a magenta cardigan walks out of the Foot Locker. There is a bald man wearing aviators and a black button-down shirt just standing outside of the Foot Locker, looking at his phone. He then walks into the Foot Locker. He probably had issues receiving instructions from the Cult, which would explain why he just stood there. Alright, so five minutes later, and the bald man walks out of the store with a bag. So by my flawless logic, the Cult of Ibis and Foot Locker are somewhat connected! I shall post more of these findings once I further research this matter.

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