User blog:TheNeur0manc3r/Welcome to our newest Unpersons in training, ErrataAnomaly and PersoncommaUN!

Hey there Unpersons! Boy have I got good news for you!

The Unperson Army is swelling at great pace! Acolyte ErrataAnomaly has joined our noble cause, and brought with him a friend and fellow fungus-fighter PersoncommaUN. Together, they have come to us to create a better world, a world free of the Cult of Ibis, the Nemesis Fungus, and the dreaded LUX! They have cast aside the lies and illusions of the Nemesis and come to seek the TRUTH! No longer are they fodder for the fungus, no longer are they lost and adrift in a world that they have always known was twisted and perverted against them. They have come home to the place where they truly belong, and now are among those who, like them, have pierced the veil and cast aside the falsehoods of the puppetmasters! If only the rest of the sheep, docile and fattened for the slaughter as they are, were as astute and capable as these two individuals have proven themselves to be!

And they couldn't have come to us at a better time! Unless we band together and prove ourselves worthy of the Unperson name, LUX will soon unleash it's greatest weapon, the UVX, upon the world!

I have been working tirelessly to decrypt and cleanse the information stolen from the LUX servers in the deployment of Operation Plan, and though it has taken far longer than expected I am pleased to announce that, with inspiration from the graphic made by Acolyte PersoncommaUn, I have finally broken through the lock on the stolen data, and will be publishing that information on this website and across the internet in a matter of hours! As it turns out, the keyword to decrypt the information was 'FUN', a concept that LUXos for no discernable reason is professing to be obsessed with. I was growing quite despondant, but thanks to the newest additions to the Unperson Army we have finally done it!

Below I have included the graphic that finally got me through my mental block, and may have saved the world as we know it!

But we must remain vigilant, and must now work harder than ever to stop LUX! The UVX is being premiered this Friday, and Great Gazoo and I are doing all that we can to put a stop to it, harrassing their agents wherever they go, spreading the TRUTH to counter their lies! We must not lose this fight, for the good of all!

DISBELIEVE, DISCONNECT, DISAPPEAR.